Seriously, the timeline in this thing keeps bouncing like a handful of d6's on fat man’s belly, so if the comic is not interested in keeping a close eye on the timeline, why should I? The story picks off a day? A month? A year? Just like the owner of the said store was not surprised when I welshed in, yapped about the bathetic try to cash in, started to build up a monolith for the octopus god residing in my brain and leaving the store without actually buying anything.Īt this point you gentle reader most likely expect me to accept the error of my hasty judgment, give the comic a proper score, and admit that the book indeed should not be judged by its cover. It of course wasn’t also a surprise, that there was a Gears of War comic, which found its way into the shelves of my local comic book store. The first game being the typical mish mash of all the things went to hell, with nowhere near ass to be found plot, character arcs thin as dog piss, areas that no sane person would ever build but are stuck on your path because someone in the level design department thought that 'shit gotta be there' and the whole mess being hold together by an promise of violence.Īnd seeing that the game went on to form an trilogy, which gives me at least some hope, that something even resembling a story can be salvaged from the wreck in the later parts, it should not became as an surprise, that there was a whole load of off side merchandise pushed to the market in order to cash in all those Gamespot scores. So being the skinny wimp who regularly gets beaten by 12 year olds like nobody's business, it's quite understandable that I like the game. Its portrayal of men as grunting over sized chunks of insecure, pro-macho twats, who wear half a car as an armor and have guns from the “not at all fallistic symbol” catergory. The first game being the typical mish mash of all the things went to hell, with nowhere near ass to be fo Me, being the brain dead man-child I'm, am no stranger to Gears of War videogame.
Me, being the brain dead man-child I'm, am no stranger to Gears of War videogame. This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers.
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